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Anybody have a spork????

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I Am in dire need of a spork?? I'd rather not get into spacifics why.................... New or used, must have strong handle. Also, does anybody know why we can't digest corn???:banana:
 

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Anybody?? Not sure how long I can sit here with this thing hung up. Maybee if somebody could send my a strong peice of rope I could tie to it & then tie the rope to the crapper. I'll take off runnin.
 

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No ropes d00d but gimme the go ahead and I'll hook ya up to one of sawnami's tow hooks he gave away as hand outs.

Hook it up buddy & tie it off good. Hope the truck don't stall out. This aint gonna be purdy.
I think the peanuts I had this morning are whats got it hung. Lets hurry up & get this done, I'm hurtin.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Lurch just giggled like a little girl and murmured in a provocative voice "It's not actually a banana."

You guys quit ✖✖✖✖en around & help me out. I'm getting light headed & startin to shake like a dog chitin a peach seed.

I'm seriouse. Get this thing outa me.
 

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When the inmates run the asylum. :smoking:

WTF dOOD????????????? Now yer talkin bout inmates?? I got a stinkpickle hangin out my ass & you wanna play inmates with me???? I think I'll suck it back in & think about it for a bit.:p
 

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Stumpy is ready to drink a frozen poop slurping with his ass.



Yuck.

I wish it was a slurpy. Maybe if I stick my head between my knees & push real hard & think banana cannon. This thing will come shootin out.
 
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