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Genius

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I know it's a long ways off, and there will be nothing set in stone for a while, but we figured we'd throw some dates out to check with you guys.

As of now some potential dates we are considering are

July 9, 23 and 30 along with August 13.


Of those of you who attended G-Fest 1/3 or those of you who would like to attend next years, are any of those dates a official No-Go?
 
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Red97

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Did the little woman say she was going to get pregnant on the 30th weather you were there or not, so you set that day aside on your calendar?
Lol

That is the start of the county fair, gotta take all the supplies and critters up that weekend...
 
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Genius

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I guess the 30th is for sure out.

If I remember right, I thought that our resident Polock said that Pierogi Fest is the last week in July, and I was informed that I need to go to Indiana and hang out with a town full of Polock's
 
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Genius

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A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.

The dealer tells him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggrevation and get the top-of-the-line model.

This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day. †So the Polak takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees.

After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit.

He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw.

“How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?†, the Polak asks himself. “I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day†, the Polak tells himself. So, the next morning the Polak gets up at 4 in the morning and cuts, and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and he only manages to cut five cords. The Polak is convinced this is a bad saw.†The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer†, the Polak says to himself. The very next day the Polak brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the Polak's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, “Huh, it looks fine. †Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the Polak responds, “What's that noise?â€
 
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8433jeff

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Holy crap. I will hear that joke a dozen more times before I can't be there Aug 13.

Besides, dinger says its not berry season then, so it won't be a berry good time.
 
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8433jeff

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Man if wasn't such a pain-in'a-ass to get around the Pond, I would be there.
Ain't terrible. Time o day makes a big difference, as does what road they tear up.

But it isn't much fun either. I'm a fan of staying off the tollways and moving towards the destination. Much easier done in a car.
 
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