Panties on a Plane


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Feb 6, 2013
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Three black ladies are getting ready to take a plane trip for thefirst time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'awl but I'm gunna wear mesum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.' 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?'the other two asked. <o:p></o:p>
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out darelaying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' The second lady said,'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna weardem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane isgoin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' Thethird lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any pa nties.....' 'What? Nopanties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's rightgirlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if displane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first. <o:p></o:p>