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Paincow

Paul Stanley makes me turgid
Apr 23, 2014
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I should have known he was a communist.
+1. Bernie's campaign paid him to bring that damn deer to the rally to pander to the confused redneck homo demographic.
 

czed

Orders his shit fire from Amazon
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Sure wish I had these teachers when I was in school...Can't believe these panty waist boys are snitchin on em. I wouldn't have said a word and went back for more if permitted.
In the 80s
Average schoolteacher in my school was 60+
There was only one under 30
She was preggo with twins and retired
After they were born.
The shop teacher was banging a student and moved her in with him.
It didn't work out
She ended up shooting him 13 times
Must've been a hi power.